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Teenager. Womanizer <:D
Number of posts : 85 Location : Quebec over the rainbow :) Humor : Happy, WTH is this question? Chrismas soon here 8D Registration date : 2008-12-08
Coins Coins: (1000/1000) Mariage: Married To .TeknoBekah.
| Subject: Best jokes in the world Contest! Thu Dec 11, 2008 8:12 pm | |
| Hello dear members, let me laugh and smile at your great jokes. Make it short and sweet but funny x)
No rules. Just post a joke and make me laught.
[Best joke get's a special prize *O*]
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Heather![Miss.Épique] Confirmed
Number of posts : 28 Age : 27 Location : Somewhere over the rainbow. Humor : LolWtf Random questions ftw, I hope teen realises he can change this under the admin panel 8D Registration date : 2008-12-10
Coins Coins: (250/500) Mariage: Not Married :(
| Subject: Re: Best jokes in the world Contest! Fri Dec 12, 2008 10:44 am | |
| 1. (Something I saw outside english) Sausages raped in bacon O_o
2. A boy was assigned the homework to learn the alphabet, So he goes and asks his mum she says "Oh ya know, A B C D... Go and ask your sister!" So he went and asked his sis, she burnt herself on her hair straighteners and said "Ahh shet!" So the boy goes to ask his baby brother who says "in my brum brum car" So he goes to school the next day and his teacher says "Ok James, What's the alphabet?" The boy looked at her, walked to the front of the class and said "Oh, Ya know, A B C D... Ahh shet!" The teacher says "How do ya think you're going to get out of this one?" The boy says "In my brum brum car." :3 | |
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HaZ83 Guest
| Subject: Re: Best jokes in the world Contest! Sat Dec 13, 2008 12:54 pm | |
| Ive got loads,like Why was the Egyptian boy upset?
A.:Becouse his daddy was a mummy but I stil have loads more!
:D HarrY83 8) |
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HarrY83 Mini.Mod
Number of posts : 152 Registration date : 2008-12-13
Coins Coins: (250/1000) Mariage: Married To .TeknoBekah.
| Subject: Re: Best jokes in the world Contest! Sun Dec 14, 2008 4:51 am | |
| Heres my 2nd...what should you do after shaking hands with a monster?
a.count your fingers. :D :affraid: | |
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littleguy Confirmed
Number of posts : 27 Age : 29 Location : Some were over the rainbow way up hiiigh Humor : It must be funny! @@ Registration date : 2008-12-17
Coins Coins: (0/20000) Mariage: Not Married :(
| Subject: jokes Wed Dec 17, 2008 8:47 pm | |
| Q.why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? A.to get to the bottom! :lol!: Q.what toy is the best athlete? A.the jock-in-the-box! :lol!: Q.what king was a football player? A.king hut-hut-hut! :lol!: | |
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Becky NooB
Number of posts : 10 Age : 32 Location : PR Humor : (adjetive) the comedy or a thing. Ex:Becky used a meaning of humor in her senctice Registration date : 2008-12-10
Coins Coins: (500/500) Mariage: Not Married :(
| Subject: Re: Best jokes in the world Contest! Wed Dec 17, 2008 9:32 pm | |
| What do you call a elevator full or white people A= a cracker box
What do u get when u put a bubbly person with a teenager ? A= That person will die gosh a happy person and a teenager i dont thinik so go wacth some My Chemical Romance videos | |
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HarrY83 Mini.Mod
Number of posts : 152 Registration date : 2008-12-13
Coins Coins: (250/1000) Mariage: Married To .TeknoBekah.
| Subject: Re: Best jokes in the world Contest! Sat Dec 27, 2008 3:48 am | |
| If someone says "If I have 10 oranges on this hand and 10 oranges on the other?" So the other person Says "Big hands"
:lol: HarrY83 :lol: | |
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WeBarTisT9. Mini.Mod
Number of posts : 158 Age : 30 Location : Ukraine with a pot of gold and the luck of a pwetty unicorn *D Humor : Lawl? Registration date : 2008-12-11
Coins Coins: (500/1000) Mariage: Not Married :(
| Subject: Re: Best jokes in the world Contest! Fri Jan 30, 2009 5:09 pm | |
| Knock Knock- "Whos there?" "Orange" "Orange who?" "Orange you glad to see me?"
*cricket* yeah ur right.... :[ | |
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smileygirl NooB
Number of posts : 9 Age : 29 Registration date : 2009-03-07
| Subject: Re: Best jokes in the world Contest! Sat Mar 07, 2009 11:16 am | |
| There were three women in a ward giving birth. The nurse came out and said to the first man 'You have twins!' the man said 'Awesome! I run a company called 'Two shoes'' Another nurse came out to the next man and said 'Triplets! Two boys and a girl' the second man said 'Wow! I run a company called 'Three blind mice, to make the weird voices on computers for blind people' The third man ran to the end of the ward and jumped out of the window. Another nurse came out and asked 'Where is the third man?' The first man said 'He was the owner of 7Up' | |
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animal1cutie NooB
Number of posts : 2 Age : 30 Location : NOYB (None of your beeswax) Humor : ? Registration date : 2009-03-21
| Subject: Re: Best jokes in the world Contest! Sat Mar 21, 2009 5:53 pm | |
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Q-Why are fish so smart? A-Because they live in schools!
Q-Why do you never give old people Flamin' Hot Cheetos? A-Because it gives them Heart "BURN"!
And That's All I have For Now I think. | |
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Sk3ar NooB
Number of posts : 5 Age : 32 Registration date : 2009-04-09
Coins Coins: (500/500) Mariage: Not Married :(
| Subject: Re: Best jokes in the world Contest! Thu Apr 09, 2009 7:39 am | |
| My joke lol XD
Jhonny:Doctor, Doctor I will die in 59 seconds!
Doctor: I will be with you in 1 minute.
lol XD!!!!!!!
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Elsys NooB
Number of posts : 4 Age : 28 Registration date : 2009-05-21
Coins Coins: (500/500) Mariage: Not Married :(
| Subject: Re: Best jokes in the world Contest! Thu May 21, 2009 10:19 am | |
| A couple, not the best I think
Q. How do you make Lady Gaga upset?
A: Poke er, face
Gi: Poker face! Lol
Q: Why was the baker holding his bum?
A: he 'kneaded ' a poo
Gi: kneaded needed! Lol
Q: Comander we are stuck in..
A: Yes I know we are stuck in the middle of your anus
Gi: Middle of anus (your bum!) Lol
Q: Cows go too
A: the mooooooooooooooooooooo-vies moo!
Gi: moo? funny? Lol? moo?
Last one..
Q: Why did the banana go too the doctors
A: He wasn't 'peeling' very well
Gi: peeling feeling! Lol | |
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PandaForLife NooB
Number of posts : 3 Age : 37 Location : Sitting on a chair =D Humor : Egg Registration date : 2009-05-21
Coins Coins: (500/500) Mariage: Not Married :(
| Subject: Joke #1 Thu May 21, 2009 12:08 pm | |
| A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice. After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, "What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you're out of the office?" "I give it to them," replied the lawyer, "and then I send them a bill." The doctor was shocked, but agreed to give it a try. The next day, still feeling slightly guilty, the doctor prepared the bills. When he went to place them in his mailbox, he found a bill from the lawyer. From PandaForLife. | |
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PandaForLife NooB
Number of posts : 3 Age : 37 Location : Sitting on a chair =D Humor : Egg Registration date : 2009-05-21
Coins Coins: (500/500) Mariage: Not Married :(
| Subject: Joke #2 Thu May 21, 2009 12:09 pm | |
| Farting All The Time Doctor, "What seems to be the problem?" Patient, "Doc, I've got the farts. I mean I fart all the time," The Doctor nods, "Hmm." Patient, "My farts do not stink and you can't hear them. It's just that I fart all the time. Look, we've been talking here for about 10 minutes and I've farted five times. You didn't hear them and you don't smell them, do you?" "Hmm," says the Doctor, He picks up his pad and writes out a prescription. The patient is thrilled "Great doc. This prescription, will it really clear up my farts?" "No," sighs the Doctor, "The prescription is to clear your sinuses. Next week I want you back here for a hearing test." From PandaForLife. | |
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PandaForLife NooB
Number of posts : 3 Age : 37 Location : Sitting on a chair =D Humor : Egg Registration date : 2009-05-21
Coins Coins: (500/500) Mariage: Not Married :(
| Subject: Joke #3 Thu May 21, 2009 12:10 pm | |
| Buy a Mac I was just having a conversation with someone who is about to buy a Mac. I was against it and an argument started. I said there were too few people supporting the Mac. He responded, "When was the last time you heard of a virus on a Mac?" And I said "See, even people who write viruses don't support Macs." From PandaForLife. | |
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